Sir, tusi toh Genius ho…

Imported Crackery
Originally uploaded by Rohit.Jayakaran

I pass this shop every day on my way home from work and for some reason it catches my eye every time. The reason of course is the fact that I live next to the world's best known traffic jam...in fact it even has a bridge named after it…Marathahalli bridge.

I must tell you about this 'Imported Crackery' shop. Unlike other people who DO NOT CHECK their SPELLINGS BEFORE they paint or print a sign board...I think this shop owner is a genius. Let me explain why...

Every Diwali this shop gets rid of all the cheap ‘Made in China Crap’ that it stocks and sells Crackers(That’s what we call Fireworks in the tropics). Then…when the josh of Diwali is out, "Mr. I don't need Concrete Walls" sells ‘Made in China Crap’ once again at prices so low that you don't care if your tea cup is leaking or your bed sheet was used to put out forest fires.

So...now...lets learn from "Mr. I'm to cheap to install a Door" that two different business ideas can come under ONE Sign Board...and Ladies and Gentlemen that is how we come up with the title, "Imported Crackery".

I rest my case. Sir, tusi toh Genius ho…