I don't do Airport Pickups.

The Gypsy
Originally uploaded by Rohit.Jayakaran

I would like to introduce you to a new friend of mine. I am trying to work out what to call her, but the best I have been able to come up with up till now is "The Bengal Tiger"...except that if she is a SHE...it should be "The Bengal Tigress" but that just sounds weird. So for now we will just call her "The Unnamed SUV", although you can suggest names in the comments section of this blog.

Few things I need to say though...some of you may have seen my previous car and may notice that the colour GREEN is common to both vehicles. This I must add is just pure coincidence...Green is not my favorite colour...I love turquoise blue...he he he he…NO...I am kidding...Since I can just about recognize the primary colours...Blue would be the correct answer to that question.

Since I picked up this Unnamed SUV, I have noticed that it’s quite a bit of fun to drive. You will not believe how well it can get around traffic. Also ever since I picked her up, I have been able to create a long list of really hot women who REFUSE to enter my SUV. All I can say ladies is, "You know what you are missing...a hot dusty bumpy ride."

Also I have a feeling I am gonna get calls from friends over the next few days to assist them with shifting their houses...transporting TV's, Washing Machines and Fridges...Please feel free to call me anytime for assistance, I have all the numbers of professionals who do this commercially...I am PREPARED...

NO...I do not pick people up from the Railway Station, Bus Station or the Airport. Take an auto or a Cab, don't be cheap.

And YES you can drive my Unnamed SUV, I have a cheque drop box in glove compartment, make the Cheque payable to 'Rohit Jayakaran', once it clears, I will call you...and let you drive.