Ladies and Ladies...I present a Techno Geek...Really

Kiran Kumar
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The reason I am referring to the Ladies ONLY...is because some market research has come back about my website and my blog...and results show that 96% of my website traffic is from women...so...if you are a GUY and you are on my site...you are part of the 3% minority (1% said OTHERS). If you don't believe my research, BOO HOO HOO. Buzz off...ask your dear friend the SEARCH BOX on the Google Site for "Another" random site with rants of someone going through their quarter life crisis in Timbuktu... OK NOW SHUT UP...you are disturbing me.

Yes I was gonna tell you about Kiran who is one of the Engineers at our Studios at the Radio Station. Now...until this evening I had NO idea he was a NUMBER ONE TECHNOLOGY GEEK... and I though I was the only one who had forgotten to take the vaccine when I was a kid and ended up addicted to technology...till over a cup of coffee Kiran showed me HIS CAR.

(WARNING : GEEK TALK)
(If you understand everything I have said in the paragraphs below, Congradulations YOU ARE A GEEK…)
(Ya and it does not make you cool if you don’t understand what I have said below…need I say what you are???)

Let me describe it to you...Kiran has a Audio Cassette Player...yes one of those things that plays Cassettes...Where is the technology geek angle you ask??? WAIT NO...I will tell you...this is MY STORY...go with my pace...if you wanna jump ahead, visit your dear friends at Google and they will direct your traffic elsewhere...

Ok back again...so...since he has an Audio Cassette Player, which for obvious reasons cannot play MP3's, Kiran has picked up a ‘Stereo Pin to Audio Cassette Converter’. This is a cool little gadget that is in the shape of an Audio Cassette and fits into the Tape Deck and transfers data to the head of the player and then fools the player into believing you have a cassette inside where as you are actually feeding information through the stereo pin from your portable MP3 player. (I warned you about the GEEK TALK)

Now if you have been following me, (I am sure a lot of your are NOT) you will realize that there is no need for the cassette player’s motor to rotate when you have the dummy tape inside the deck...so Kiran has opened up his music system, (on his OWN may I add) and installed a little switch which can cut power to the motor when he is listening to music from his MP3 player...all this to prevent “Wear and Tear to the Motor in Bangalore Traffic.”…Ahhhh...wait wait...there is MORE...All this music is played out through a....wait for it...8.1 Surround sound system.
8.1……8.1

Oh ya…one last thing…Did I mention the car is a Tata Indica.