My Bank Loves Me

My Bank Loves Me
Originally uploaded by Rohit.Jayakaran

I am sure you have met people in the course of your life who act like they don't understand cricket. They are usually from the Planet Zork, which is on the far side of the Galaxy, where Hockey and Kabbadi rule supreme. Anyways, I was at the ATM the other day, trying to do what most people do there...LOOK OVER THE OTHER PERSONS SHOULDER to see how much money they have in their bank account...(I had more)...but when the dude looked back, I had to act like I was doing something else and my eyes fell on a promotional item that my bank had placed at the ATM center just incase someone caught you spying...Phew!!! Thank God!!!

Anyways, in the photo you will see an advertisement for an "On the Spot Personal Loan." Lovely...excellent...so...now…you go to the bank...and they look at your credit history and ON THE SPOT they say, "GET OUT!!!"

Morons, do you know NOTHING about cricket... “You my kind Sir are from Planet Zork…”